A man went to a fortune teller, who looked into her crystal ball and said, "I see that you're the father of two children."
"That's what you think!" said the man, "I'm the father of three children!"
The fortune teller shot back, "That's what you think!"
Question: What's so great about being a psychic amnesiac?
Answer: You know in advance what you're going to forget.
Two psychic friends met on the street. "You're fine," said one of them. "How am I?"
Bumper sticker spotted at a psychic fair parking lot: Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
Question: Why did the psychic give up fortune telling?
Answer: He saw no future in it.
Scribbled across a men's room wall: I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Question: If a psychic midget escaped from the penitentiary, what would the headlines read?
Answer: Small medium at large.
At a psychic fair, a woman approached a psychic, who told her, "For fifty dollars I will answer one question."
"Fifty bucks for one question!" exclaimed the woman as she took out a fifty dollar bill. "That's a bit expensive, isn't it?"
The psychic grabbed the fifty-dollar bill, then hollered, "Next!"
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